Stuff that was kinda hot two shows ago
I need to catch us up a little since we’re like halfway into the season. Obviously I can’t remember now what happened at the beginning. But two shows ago, the girls all played mud football. I gotta be honest, girls hurting themselves while competing to win me is a real turn-on. Then I took Daisy on a solo date to a lingerie store. Do I know how to show a girl a good time, or what? She looked so amazing in that one-inch skirt and I know she felt amazing eating dinner with me, Bret Michaels, in a lingerie store. I’m tellin’ ya, sleazy chicks love this stuff. I’m thinking a good follow-up date will be to take her to the Sunset Strip and we can role-play that she’s a strung-out hooker. Now that. Would be hot.
But then, come elimination time, I just could not decide who to send home. But Daisy thought she was going to be eliminated and her whole world was visibly crumbling into dust before my eyes. That, combined with her big tits, big lips, and tiny baby valley girl voice, was HOT!
Oh yeah! LOL.