Mar
3
Getting rid of the old broads was hot
OK I’m still not caught up to the current show, but I’ve been busy designing my personal line of bandannas that I’ll be selling on my website. Two episodes ago, I had to eliminate two girls at once. Normally the phrase “two girls at once” gets me REALLY hot, but not this time. It only got me semi-hot. What else could I do but eliminate the two senior citizens? I mean, they had to be pushing forty: Not hot. It was annoying when Catherine brought me breakfast in bed, because she was old. I wanted to pull my cozy sleepytime bandanna down and go back to my dream about the perfect woman with breasts like beach balls. But I still laid an egg-flavored kiss on her. I wonder if those two hooked up when they got outside after elimination.