What's Under the Bandanna?

Hi, I'm Bret Michaels. A lot of people have been asking, "Bret, what's under that signature bandanna?" Well, here's your answers.

Mar 6

The girls embarassed my patriotism this week

I am VERY patriotic, OK? I should have realized when I had the girls perform for the veterans that they’d all end up essentially stripping, because that’s their nature. As you may know, I once dated a stripper, and it ended badly. I guess that’s why they say every rose has it’s thorn. I had to send home my Ukranian Love Tank, Inna, because, essentially, no matter how crazy Kristy Jo is, Inna was fat. “Love Tank” was a kind way of putting it.
Posted at 11:27am

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