Mar
14
Who's gonna get Bret's vote
You’re probably thinking I’m talking about voting a girl off of my show, but this little post is about who I’m gonna vote for, Hillary or Barack.
Barack is a skinny dude who doesn’t look like he’s into rock, despite almost having the word “rock” in his name. He doesn’t look like he’s into offroading, or riding with chicks on motorcycles, so I can’t picture myself hanging with him.
Hillary looks like the complete opposite of the chicks I hang out with. The chicks I hang out with are not bright and I would not want them running the country. Therefore, I would want Hillary running the country. That’s why I’m voting or Hillary.